Cacophobia, the irrational fear of ugliness, a syndrome most fashion-loving girls would diagnose themselves with when thinking of having to deal with any piece of clothing from Walmart.
Regardless, I’m here to blow your minds and adjust this revulsion into appreciation, which is a movement I like to call: Walmart Spring/Summer 2017.
There are two things to note when looking to purchase garments from Walmart, or just when living life in general. Firstly, a pair of scissors in the fashion world is like a magic wand, ready to transform any plain old t-shirt or denim item into a distressed delicacy. Secondly, layering things automatically make them 40% cooler.
It's time to kiss your eisoptrophobia, the fear of seeing oneself in a mirror, goodbye with these four everyday looks that were all purchased at your local Superstore. Trust me, you won’t need to keep trying to *rosebud* cheat your life to afford these classic George pieces. From plain white tee and body shaper combos to sliced-up hockey hoodies, this year’s stuff is perfect for a coffee date with that Tinder guy or a jager bomb filled night out with the girls.
So, get over your optophobia, the fear of opening one's eyes, and open your eyes because Walmart is actually good.